I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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