Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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