What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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