Apparently you make a good broom.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
