Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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