I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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