I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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