return my video game
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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