Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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