She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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