i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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