Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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