Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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