omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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