So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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