she was so not down for the gang bang
My first STD was from a foam party
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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