your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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