I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Randomize
