The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Hippo gnu deer
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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