Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
That accounts for only three of the penises
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I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
false alarm, still single
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