I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so that wasnt chicken after all
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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