that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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