I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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