it wasn't lemon gatorade
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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