Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
why do cheetos always look like penises
worst night to have a conscience
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
