He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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