so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Do vagina's smell?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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