Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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