Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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