I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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