We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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