Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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