Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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