Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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