Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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