it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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