Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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