yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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