P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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