So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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