Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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