we're blogging at a bar
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There r osticjed everywhere
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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