Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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