turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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