And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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