Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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