in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
