I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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