He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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