I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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