I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
