Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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