The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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