Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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