she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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